víjújvíjú!!

ohh það verður svo gaman núna um helgina! Ingibjörg að koma á morgun vúhú!!
svo er GUMBALL á föstudaginn sem er fáránlega skemmtilegt djamm og ekki er það nú leiðinlegra að það sé sömu helgi og boggan er hér!! sjitt þetta verður MASSA helgi!
ætli við endum ekki einhvern veginn svona ef ég þekki okkur rétt ;)

Góðar stundir!!
Dr.M

væmin.is

þið vitið hvernig þetta er að fá svona æði fyrir einhverju einu lagi... eins og núna þá er ég með algjört mega æði fyrir þessu lagi....

já ég veit það er voða væmið og allt það en Regina Spektor er bara algjört æði... varð bara að deila þessu með ykkur!

XOXO
Dr.M

páskar it is baby!

jæja elskurnar,

GLEÐILEGA PÁSKA!!









Hafiði það sem allra best um helgina! ég veit að ég Hrafnhildur ætlum allavega að gera það, kósýheit par excelans með vinkonum okkar þeim Carrie, Samönthu, Miröndu og Charlotte! ;)

(og æ ég veit að þessi mynd kemur páskunum ekkert við, bara fann hana hérna á tölvuni minni og mér hefur alltaf fundist hún ógeðslega skemmtileg, veit ekki afhverju hún er ekki stærri heldur.... en já sumsé úr ammlisútilegunni í maí 2005! )
bless í bili

hummmm.......

jahérna, ég áttaði mig á því um daginn að núna 5.apríl á ég(og við) 10 ára fermingar afmæli! sem þýðir það að það eru bara tvö ár í 10 ára grunnskólaprófsloka afmæli eða hvað það er nú kallað og sumsé næstum 4 ár síðan ég útskrifaðist úr MK!!!!!! jesús minn mér finnst eiginlega agalegt að átta mig svona á þessu, vá hvað ég er nú einhvers staðar allt annars staðar en ég hélt ég yrði maður shizz....... en úff ég má ekki pæla of mikið í þessu þá fer ég bara alveg í skvilljón hringi og fæ kvíðaköst yfir því hvað ég á eftir að gera mikið og og og .... já en eins og einhver sagði life is what happens when you are planning it... en ég er að hugsa um að enda þessa tilvistarkreppufærslu mína hérna á einu kvæði sem hún Þurý yndimús einmitt skrifaði í útskriftarkortið mitt og hefur síðan þá verið uppáhaldsljóðið mitt......

Congratulations!

Today is your day!

You´re off to Great Places!

You´re off and away

You have brains in your head

You have feet in your shoes

You can steer yourself

any direction you choose

You´re on your own. And you know what you know

And YOU are the guy who´ll decide where to go

You´ll look up and down streets. Look´em over with care

About some you will say ,” I don´t choose to go there”

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet

You´re to smart to go down any not-so-good street

And you may not find any

You´ll want to go down

In that case, of course

You´ll head straight out of town

It´s opener there

In the wide open air.

Out there things can happen

And frequently do

To people as brainy

And footsy as you

And when things starts to happen,

Don´t worry. Don´t stew

Just go right along

You´ll start happening too.

OH!

THE PLACES YOU´LL GO!

You won´t lag behind,

Because you´ll have the speed

You´ll pass the whole gang and

You´ll soon take the lead

Wherever you fly, you´ll be best of the best

Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Oh, the places you´ll go! There is fun to be done!

There are points to be scored . These are games to be won.

And the magical things you can do with that ball

Will make you the winning-est winner of all.

Fame! You´ll be famous as famous can be,

With the whole wide world watching

You win on tv.

So...

Be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray

Or Mordecoi Ali Van Allen O´Shea

You´re off to Great Places!

Today is your day!

Your mountain is waiting

So...get on your way!

(e.Dr.Seuss, oh, the places you´ll go! )

jæja elskurnar njótið vel og hlustið á hann Dr.Seuss!!

blessí bili kv. Dr.M

bíóboðorðin tíu..

jæja, ehemm duglegar að blogga segjiði.... en jæja ég hef nú svo sem ekkert að segja, en eins og kanski einhver ykkar vita þá elllska ég að fara í bíó, mér finnst það yndislegt og ég hef bara mikinn áhuga á bíómyndum yfir höfuð en allavega þá voru þær stöllur Gunna og Stína í bíó hérna úti um daginn og voru að segja mér frá því hvað það er pirrandi þegar fólk talar saman í bíó, og já ég er sko ekki lítið sammála því en svona fyrir ykkur aulana sem kanski kjánist til að tala saman í bíó þá rakst ég á hérna um daginn THE TEN MOVIEGOING COMMANDMENTS! en ég mæli með því að þið lesið þetta því þetta er heilagur sannleikur! amen.....

1. Thou shalt not have stupid trendy hair that sticketh up and obscureth my view
All cinema patrons should be required, on pain of buzz cut, to sport a sensible haircut whereby the hair itself stays flat upon the scalp. Regardless of how much you think you look like that muppet from McFly, I do not need to spend half the film trying to peer past congealing spires of hair gel thank you so very much. The same goes for headwear – caps off when you sit down. And no, I don’t care if it’s street or cool or you’ve left the tags on to make it look like you stole it.
While not a commandment in its own right, a sub-directive of this should be something along the lines of thou shalt not sit bolt upright unlest thou sufferest from some kind of chiropractic condition. Headwear or no, cinema seat backs are high for a reason: you’re meant to slouch. This is in part so you can enjoy the slobbish act of watching movies to the full but also so half the movie isn’t projected onto the back of your bloody head. Heed. Doon.

2. Thou shalt not shout encouragement to yonder protagonists
What’s wrong with you? It’s a movie. It’s an entirely one-directional experience and Matt Damon neither needs nor is in any way able to hear your vocal support. If you’re American then you recieve a grudging free pass on this as it seems to be an evolutionary trait caused by generations of watching Jerry Springer, which you're all now powerless to resist. The rest of you keep it zipped, okay?

3. Thou shalt not use sugar-coated chocolates as rudimentary weapons of war
A year ago I was forced to sit through a public performance of Spider-Man 3 (which was unpleasant enough to begin with) only to be struck squarely in the head by some kind of heat-seeking M&M. All I can say is down with this sort of thing! Perhaps I’m still scarred by an incident at the Harrow Granada in the late 80s when some muscled gorilla called Len came up and accused the 11-year-old me of doing something similar. I hadn’t, but that didn’t stop him from using my head as a knuckle warmer. The fact that his girlfriend later dragged him over to apologise did not make me feel a great deal better.

4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's cupholder
Your bag of Minstrels does not outrank mine and you will not use the cupholders on both sides of your seat no matter how many snack food items you’re juggling. If you go both ways then some poor bugger is going to end up with a beverage perched precariously on his lap and that’s just an accident waiting to happen. Cup goes in holder, sweets go in lap, it’s the natural order of things and woe betide any who seek to challenge it.

5. Thou shalt not skulk around the back of the screen wearing night vision goggles
Are you in Splinter Cell? No? Then what on Earth are you doing? You look like a tit. Yes, I’m aware that the threat of movie piracy hangs above society like a headsman’s axe and if Harry Potter 7 ends up on the Internet before it's released in the cinema than the whole of reality will implode on itself, but do we really need the bloody SAS glaring at us throughout the feature? What are they going to do if they catch someone anyway? Drag them outside and put two in the back of their head? I’ve got a word for you, it’s called OVERKILL.

6. Thou shalt not use the lavatory whilst the feature is in progress
No, I don’t care if you’ve got a weak bladder, a nervous stomach or you’re on bloody dialysis, there is no excuse for getting up in the middle of the film and thereby forcing your entire row to do the same while you shuffle off to the loo. Just sit there, hold it in and next time don’t drink that four gallon bucket of Coke you indulgent fool.

7. Thou shalt not accept calls from thine drug dealer during the film
Admittedly this one’s a tad specific but it’s nevertheless something I witnessed during a Sunday matinee screening of Fallen (don’t ask) in 1998. Glossing over the imprudence of such an act given that the whole of special branch could have been downing popcorn in the back row, it’s also extremely annoying! That goes for any kind of phone conversation. If it rings you grab frantically at the offending pocket and fumble apologetically until you manage switch the thing off then sit really still for the next minute while hoping no one is staring at you. You do NOT even THINK about answering the accursed thing and ‘catching up’.

8. Thou shalt not purchase individually wrapped sweets on pain of torture
Anything that rustles is enough to provoke a sound beating but to intentionally purchase confectionary that requires crunching, crackling paper before every single mouthful is tantamount to a war crime. Do it at your peril and I’ll see you in The Hague.

9. Thou shalt not talk amongst thyselves no matter how boring thou findest the movie
Just don’t, okay? If you’re not enjoying it then just leave – quietly. I once sat behind two people who nattered all the way through Schindler’s List. It’s about genocide for god’s sake, have some bloody respect. If I told Ian Freer you’d talked through one of Steven’s movies he’d have branded something I can't print on this website across both your bloody foreheads.
Also, while we're on the subject of noise, I'd like to add another sub-clause: though shalt not bray like a donkey. f it’s a comedy then by all means feel free to laugh – it’s actually encouraged. Do not, though, howl like some kind of lovesick baboon, thus eclipsing all other sound that’s not currently broadcasting above 20 decibels. This is especially infuriating when what you’re laughing at isn’t actually supposed to be funny, or at least not funny enough to warrant Fanta dribbling from your nostrils.

10. Thou shalt not sit thyself next to or in front of me if the cinema is half empty
This is absolutely non-negotiable. I am not your mother and thus will at no point hold your hand during the movie if you get scared. Bearing this in mind you will not attempt to sit next to me, a complete stranger, when there are plenty of non-adjacent seats elsewhere. You will instead adhere to a minimum three seat buffer around my person at all times unless the cinema is sufficiently crowded that this proves impossible. Likewise you will not place your presumably non-translucent self directly between me and the screen unless all seats outside the direct field of my vision are currently occupied. Should you neglect to follow this directive then I reserve the right to place hard metal objects in any space around me that I see fit, regardless of whether said space is occupied by a part of your anatomy.

I'm sure there are more but it's traditional to stop at ten so I'll leave any further additions up to you. Go forth and preach the gospel! Let us spread the word among the heathens and turn the multiplexes back into the hallowed cathedrals of entertainment they were meant to be. And yes, feel free to burn any heretics who seek to defy you. Amen.

og já ég stal þessu að empire síðunni sem er æði ;)
blessí skessí
Dr.M